You Can Have Your Skinny Jeans and Your Knots, Too!

"I like guys who wear tight (nay, fitted) jeans and v-necks
down to here."

There. I said it. And it's true. I really do. To young men who wear fitted jeans and tight t-shirts everywhere; I stand up in support of you.

Lately it seems you have been under pressure by your brethren to loosen up a bit, if you will, not just your clothing but your attitude. You're deemed as conceited, too trendy and, dare I say it...soft. That is not your fault. You can't help it that you have the man hips to fit in those jeans. Or that you have the chiseled chest just good enough to wear a shirt cut lower than any woman ever would dare. Some people have it, others don't. Simply put. But you, my men friends, certainly have it.

Not only are you permitted to galavant around in clothing that rivals a women's size 0, because you have the figure, you also can because you have the attitude that comes along with it. Men who wear small clothes are in good shape. Everyone knows this. They could easily pick a fight with another man and ruin his entire life. Instead, they choose to let their physical strength, visible through their clothes, speak for itself and never fight. Besides, they might rip a seam.

And as for a man's masculinity being called in to question because of his fashion choices? Low blow! A man who can wear look like he's wearing my pants is secure enough in his manhood to do so. He keeps up with fashion because he can. And in 2010 (or 2012 in Cleveland) if men begin wearing crew necks and loose fit jeans, if the man no longer wants to walk on the straight and narrow denim-cut path, he will stop. For now, though, I see nothing wrong with a man in little pants.

However.....If your jeans look like this...

...You deserve every bit of bad that comes into your life.

But...this is fair game (the cut is what I want you to pay close attention to)...

Thank you.

by Ciara